Dear P.E. Teacher,

Just wanted to drop you a quick note, thanking you for giving our son the highest grade he’s ever had–no–the highest grade ANY high school sophomore has ever had.

We’re not sure what the assignments were that got him to this point, but when we got our automatic grade report tonight, we were beyond thrilled.

Unfortunately we are going to have to find out why he can’t get a 598% in all of his classes, as this has set the bar pretty darn high.

If you need anything from us (though I can’t imagine that happening), don’t hesitate to call. Thanks very much.

Two Beaming Parents of Your Extremely Gifted P.E. Student